Thursday, September 12, 2013

Bizarre medical condition not-angry-at-all

Dundee Telegraph: Man diagnosed with 'chronic lateness condition'

Like a Scottish Flavor Flav

And REPEAT OFFENDER KLAXON

Spotter's Badge: Richard

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

"His family don't believe him". Two words: attention seeker. No, three words: work-shy attention seeker.

david said...
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david said...

Perhaps if he didn't cart that bloody great wall clock round with him, he would find it easier. Also abusing commentards in upper case doesn't exactly help.

Anonymous said...

First dates...yeah alright.

Stilted Banter said...

I see that he has 'a special clock that uses radio frequencies tuned to a national transmitter'. That sounds very special. I wonder where he could have got hold of such a marvellous thing?

Tempus F*** It said...

As a mark of respect, family and friends will turn up 3 hours late for his funeral service.

cornemuse said...

Bet he was never late for dinner.

Drivelcast said...

Considering both this and his previous appearance on the blog, I assume a side-effect of this condition is the compulsion to hold up items which resemble his head.

Ian Hills said...

"Psychiatrist struck off for inventing a medical condition in return for kickbacks from man's disability allowance."

Bellyfull Hills Cop said...

Recent commentard should piss off back to his blog as he seems to think that his misanthropic opinions are worth reading when they aren't.

Ian Hills said...

Go fuck yourself.

Stilted Banter said...

Gentlemen, kindly do not lower the tone. This is not 'angry people using the comments for squabbling'. One can get that anywhere.

Anonymous said...

He might be able to move around a bit quicker if he lost some weight?