Saturday, April 29, 2017

Stolen penguins anger

Hull Daily Mail: Decorative penguins stolen from nursery

LOOK AT HIS FACE YOU THIEVING SCUM

Spotter's badge: Simon

Friday, April 28, 2017

Hole big enough to cover a kiddiewink anger

Oxford Mail: Residents concerned that a kiddiewink could fall down hole

They were quite happy, however, to leave the photographer to his fate.

Spotter's Badge: Julian

Thursday, April 27, 2017

Holiday from Hell anger

Bury Times: Family return from Holiday from Hell

The best bit about this photo is the fact that it was taken in 1974 and they haven't aged a day.

Spotter's Badge: Jason, Karen

Wednesday, April 26, 2017

Paint my kitchen because of my exploding juices anger

Kent Live: Woman demands Tesco repaint her kitchen after getting prune juice up her walls

Good luck with that, love [sideways look to camera]

Spotter's Badge: Russ

Tuesday, April 25, 2017

It's a load of old balls anger

Hull Daily Mail: Woman threatened with the law if she doesn't give local kiddiewinks their footballs back

ALWAYS think of the kiddiewinks.

Spotter's Badge: Ian

Monday, April 24, 2017

Ineffective anti-dogging barrier anger

Wales Online: People are still managing to have sex despite council installing barrier at car park

YOU'LL NEVER STOP SHAGGING IN SWANSEA!!!

Spotter's Badge: Andrew

Sunday, April 23, 2017

I'm going to set my mate's sheep onto you anger

Cornwall Live: Man threatens council with his friend's sheep if they don't cut the grass in play area

The nuclear option, Cornwall style

Spotter's Badge: Roger

Saturday, April 22, 2017

Stop parking outside my shop anger

Walthamstow Guardian: Shopkeep upset that people park outside his DIY shop all day

"I've got no room for me doors. Stay away from me doors"

Spotter's Badge: Andrew

Friday, April 21, 2017

Street light outside my house anger

Daily Record: Woman fuming after council erect 'eye sore' lamp post outside her house

Good thing she's pointing, I might have missed it.

Spotter's Badge: Ian

Thursday, April 20, 2017

Messy front garden (not sexy slang) anger

Manchester Evening News: Mum told her kiddiewinks can only have three toys in the front garden at any one time

Strong pouting, back right.

Spotter's Badge: Alan

Wednesday, April 19, 2017

In which I'm not particularly nice about Stoke anger

Stoke Sentinel: Mum annoyed that park toilets aren't open for her kiddiewinks

Go anywhere, the whole of Stoke's a toilet

Spotter's Badge: Richard

Tuesday, April 18, 2017

Can't read the road markings anger

Bridlington Free Press: Woman gets a parking ticket for parking across her own drive

Yeah, don't park on the KEEP CLEAR sign, you'll get a parking ticket.

Spotter's Badge: John

Monday, April 17, 2017

Psychic scam anger

Dundee Telegraph: Dundee psychic tells people to be on the alert for scammers selling fake messages from loved ones.


Spotter's Badge: Graeme

Messy garden anger

Chronicle Live: Who's going to clear up the mess in the unused garden next door?

Have it brought down to the Chelsea Flower Show and call it "Derelicte"

Spotter's Badge: Phil

Sunday, April 16, 2017

Easter completely and utterly ruined anger

Kent Live: Disappointment, horror after severed human head found during Easter Egg hunt

I never read the stories, I think that's what's happening here.

Spotter's Badge: Rob C

Overflowing skip anger

Lancashire Telegraph: Put a skip ANYWHERE and it will look like this within 30 minutes

On closer inspection, this skip is actually filled with loads of slightly smaller skips. Skipception.

Spotter's Badge: Karen

Saturday, April 15, 2017

Huge pothole anger

Southern Daily Echo: BIG POTHOLE IS BIG

DONE A POO

Spotter's Badge: Hayley

Friday, April 14, 2017

Dodgy school haircut anger

Hull Daily Mail: Kiddiewink put into isolation after turning up at school with 'Little T' haircut

Who's Little T? He is - fact fans - the son of Big t. The T is for Twat.

Spotter's Badge: Ian

Thursday, April 13, 2017

Overgrown area anger

Watford Observer: Street corner being used by miscreants and dacoits

Looks like they've caught one already!

Spotter's Badge: TRT

Wednesday, April 12, 2017

Telephone mix-up anger

Inner West Courier: Phone company error means family do without phones or internet

That's the missing internet in his right hand.

Spotter's Badge: Kyla

Tuesday, April 11, 2017

Expensive car park permit anger

Portsmouth News: Man upset that the parking permit for his third car is £510

This has not gone down well in the comments.

Spotter's Badge: Jonathan

Monday, April 10, 2017

Tunbridge Wells park has 17 poos and I counted them all anger

Kent Live: Unable to find anyone to point at poo, brave journalist does it herself

I've been on a journalism safety course, and this is why.

Spotter's Badge: Dan

Sunday, April 09, 2017

Wrecked library bus anger

Oxford Mail: Kiddiewinks fuming as vandals wreck their library

Cardy girl at the front is going to HUNT YOU DOWN

Spotter's Badge: Emma

Saturday, April 08, 2017

Poo alley manky taxi driver anger

Inner West Courier: "Hey, taxi drivers! Stop using our back alley to DONE A POO"

Not sure about the half-hearted nose-holding, to be honest.

Spotter's Badge: Casimir, Everybody

Friday, April 07, 2017

Trousers too tight anger

Grimsby Telegraph: Non-regulation school trousers? Home you go!

Is this how the kids are wearing ties these days? GOOD GOD.

Spotter's Badge: Lynne

Thursday, April 06, 2017

Wonky road marking anger

Fife Today: "Wonky road markings will make our town a laughing stock," predicts councillor

A prediction that came true the minute this story went viral, thanks, in the main, to this photograph.

Spotter's Badge: Craig

Wednesday, April 05, 2017

Stolen veggies anger

Border Mail: "I hope they choke," says gardener after produce stolen from garden

Other threats may include "Guess where this marrow's going"

Spotter's Badge: Meredith

Tuesday, April 04, 2017

Stop crapping in our bus stop anger

Stuff.nz: Kiddiewinks upset at faeces in their bus shelter

It's like The Village of the Damned

Spotter's Badge: Jenny

Monday, April 03, 2017

My hand slips all the way in without the need for lube anger

Burton Mail: Look at me, fisting this pothole

Your efforts have not gone unnoticed, sir

Spotter's Badge: Neil, Duncan

Sunday, April 02, 2017

White powder in the post anger

Aberdeen Express: Islamic State are targeting pubs in the north of Scotland now

Is that the guy from Up?

Spotter's Badge: David

Saturday, April 01, 2017

Not wasting paint on the other three letters anger

East Anglia Daily Times: Contractor only repaints letters on the bit it dug up

And they still made a shit job of it.

Spotter's Badge: DH

Friday, March 31, 2017

They banned my number plate anger

CBC.ca: Mr Grabher disappointed he can no longer use his GRABHER vanity plate

I once had a very similar conversation with a Mr Wanker

Spotter: Jem

Thursday, March 30, 2017

Dropped my butt anger

Blackpool Gazette: Woman fined for dropping cigarette end within minutes of arriving in Blackpool

Don't drop litter then. And stay away from Blackpool. It's a craphole.

Spotter's Badge: Mark

Wednesday, March 29, 2017

Waste centre opening hours anger

This is Wiltshire: Wiltshire's BADDEST drum'n'bass duo drop new sounds

Now available at all charity shops

Spotter's Badge: Jeremy

Tuesday, March 28, 2017

Do something about the pollution outside our school anger

Ham and High Express: Kiddiewinks appeal to London mayor to cut the pollution outside their school

This photograph remarkable in that it shows the ghost of a 1970s kid bang in the middle of the frame

Spotter's Badge: Joe

Monday, March 27, 2017

Wonky fence anger

Watford Observer: Council refuses to have anything to do with The Great Leaning Fence of Rickmansworth

The main road into town, too, the blackguards.

Spotter's Badge: TRT

Sunday, March 26, 2017

My car's rubbish anger

Huddersfield Examiner: Man wants you to know that he doesn't like his Range Rover

"The operation of the electric hand brake is impractical"

Spotter's Badge: John

Saturday, March 25, 2017

Expensive set of car keys anger

Stuff.NZ: Man charged NZ$1,400 (£800) for a spare key for his Honda

It's probably worth more than the car.

Spotter's Badge: Hilary

Friday, March 24, 2017

Just wait until I find you anger

Hobson's Bay Star Weekly: Kiddiewinks' play equipment destroyed by pickaxe-wielding vandal

That is a fine "I'm going to shit you up" pose.

Spotter's Badge: Christine

Thursday, March 23, 2017

We don't think walls are very good as a flood defence anger

Irish Examiner: We're all for stopping our city from flooding, but can we do it with ...err... magic or something?

Great to see Ireland's synchro swimming squad in training.

Spotter's Badge: Johnny

Wednesday, March 22, 2017

I love my tree anger

Kent Online: 'Vandals' have attacked Faversham's "greatest tree" says man who loves his tree

Yeah, mate. You might want a word with your neighbours. I don't think they share your enthusiasm.

Spotter's Badge: Marina

Tuesday, March 21, 2017

Prostitutes keep knocking on my window anger

Gazette Live: Man claims prostitutes keep banging on his window offering their services

Do you know who also had trouble with scantily clad women during the hours of darkness?

Spotter's Badge: Helen

Monday, March 20, 2017

Poo bags up a tree anger

Cambrian News: Stop leaving your bags of poo up trees

High quality pointing 10/10

ISpotter's Badge: Dan

Sunday, March 19, 2017

Washing machine could have killed us all to death

Hull Daily Mail: Washing machine explosion could have burned our house down

Mum is particularly concerned about her teenage kids, who are presumably utterly oblivious to the world around them.

And kids: Don't climb inside washing machines. The photographer is still there, being fed through the fabric conditioner tray.

Spotter's Badge: Lou

Saturday, March 18, 2017

Hundred tons of rubbish anger

Shropshire Star: Quite of lot of fly-tipping

This is why we can't have nice things.

Spotter's Badge: Kerry

Friday, March 17, 2017

Not particularly impressive car thief anger

This is Wiltshire: Woman claims somebody is trying to steal her car piece by piece

DONALD TRUMP TAN

spotter's Badge: Jez

Thursday, March 16, 2017

I could probably get the Bad AIDS from this anger

Stoke Sentinel: Somebody keeps leaving make-up in woman's garden

It's the marigolds that make this. She probably wears them 24/7.

Spotter's Badge: Vicky

Wednesday, March 15, 2017

Southern softie satnav anger

Newcastle Chronicle: Man's very very very very expensive new car's satnav can't cope with northern place names

His car is - by his own admission - very very very expensive.

spotter's Badge: Sarah