Thursday, March 23, 2017

We don't think walls are very good as a flood defence anger

Irish Examiner: We're all for stopping our city from flooding, but can we do it with ...err... magic or something?

Great to see Ireland's synchro swimming squad in training.

Spotter's Badge: Johnny

Wednesday, March 22, 2017

I love my tree anger

Kent Online: 'Vandals' have attacked Faversham's "greatest tree" says man who loves his tree

Yeah, mate. You might want a word with your neighbours. I don't think they share your enthusiasm.

Spotter's Badge: Marina

Tuesday, March 21, 2017

Prostitutes keep knocking on my window anger

Gazette Live: Man claims prostitutes keep banging on his window offering their services

Do you know who also had trouble with scantily clad women during the hours of darkness?

Spotter's Badge: Helen

Monday, March 20, 2017

Poo bags up a tree anger

Cambrian News: Stop leaving your bags of poo up trees

High quality pointing 10/10

ISpotter's Badge: Dan

Sunday, March 19, 2017

Washing machine could have killed us all to death

Hull Daily Mail: Washing machine explosion could have burned our house down

Mum is particularly concerned about her teenage kids, who are presumably utterly oblivious to the world around them.

And kids: Don't climb inside washing machines. The photographer is still there, being fed through the fabric conditioner tray.

Spotter's Badge: Lou

Saturday, March 18, 2017

Hundred tons of rubbish anger

Shropshire Star: Quite of lot of fly-tipping

This is why we can't have nice things.

Spotter's Badge: Kerry

Friday, March 17, 2017

Not particularly impressive car thief anger

This is Wiltshire: Woman claims somebody is trying to steal her car piece by piece

DONALD TRUMP TAN

spotter's Badge: Jez

Thursday, March 16, 2017

I could probably get the Bad AIDS from this anger

Stoke Sentinel: Somebody keeps leaving make-up in woman's garden

It's the marigolds that make this. She probably wears them 24/7.

Spotter's Badge: Vicky

Wednesday, March 15, 2017

Southern softie satnav anger

Newcastle Chronicle: Man's very very very very expensive new car's satnav can't cope with northern place names

His car is - by his own admission - very very very expensive.

spotter's Badge: Sarah

Tuesday, March 14, 2017

Give us a public toilet anger

Tasmania Examiner: Woman forced to take a dump in public while everybody watches

Normal for Tasmania, to be honest.

Spotter's Badge: Kyle

Monday, March 13, 2017

Car started by itself and caught fire anger

Huddersfield Examiner: Car starts by itself, crashes into house and catches fire, and we're not at all happy about it

They've called it Christine. My car is called Ed Balls.

Spotter's Badge: Nial

Sunday, March 12, 2017

Dangerous gaps in my sofa anger

Newcastle Chronicle: Punter wants his money back saying his leather sofa has developed "dangerous gaps"

He's lost all his loose change and a dog down the back.

Spotter's Badge: Robin

Saturday, March 11, 2017

Squirty cream denied anger

Portsmouth News: The Kids told you need to produce ID to buy squirty cream

That's because of the lovely, lovely* nitrous oxide

Spotter's Badge: Jonathan

* not actually lovely, lovely

Friday, March 10, 2017

The internet's killing my knocking shop anger

Brisbane Times: Brothel madam blames the internet for declining fortunes for her establishment

All those people having the sex for free. Disgraceful.

Spotter: John

Thursday, March 09, 2017

Wednesday, March 08, 2017

Can't get my car off my drive anger

Inner West Courier: Bloke says decision to put a pole in front of his driveway means he can't get his newly-purchased fast flash motor out onto the road

Further information: The pole has been there for 35 years.

Spotter's Badge: Michelle

Tuesday, March 07, 2017

Acid House Comeback Anger

Penarth News: Altern-8's comeback concert in Wales goes pretty much as you'd expect

ACIEEEEEEEEEEED!

Spotter's Badge: Adrian

Monday, March 06, 2017

We don't want a decent mobile phone signal anger

This is Wiltshire: Fury, junk science over plans for new mobile phone mast

"It is essentially radioactive, living near a telephone mast would be very dangerous for people who are in remission from cancer."

Uh... no it isn't.

Spotter's Badge: Jez

Sunday, March 05, 2017

Blame it on the sat nav anger

Huddersfield Examiner: Man claims sat nav "made" him drive through bus gates despite bloody great warning sign

Don't blame it on the sunshine
Don't blame it on the moonlight
Don't blame it on the good times
Blame it on your driving

Spotter's Badge: Steve

Saturday, March 04, 2017

Axe-wielding pensioner anger

Watford Observer: Old boy, 84, chases off burglars with an axe

Burglars, you are SHIT these days.

Spotter's Badge: TRT

Friday, March 03, 2017

Banned from McDonald's anger

Swindon Advertiser: Couple 'banned' from McDonalds in stoush over complaints

Who - we asks - eats McDonald's off a plate?

Spotter's badge: Everybody

Thursday, March 02, 2017

Football club theft anger

Aberdeen Evening Express: Thieves steal lawnmower from youth football club

LOOK AT THOSE KIDDIEWINKS, YOU MONSTERS

Spotter's Badge: Dave

Wednesday, March 01, 2017

Won't take my wet carpet anger

Bolton News: Midge Ure out of Ultravox having trouble getting rid of his old carpets

He'll get rid of them soon. One Small Day.

Spotter's Badge: Karen